Easy Lennie

So last night when Dan & I were relaxing & watching TV I told him that I thought my shower nozzel was broken & that I needed a new one because the water that is coming out of it is not the normal amount. In other words, I have to run around in the shower in order to get wet & yes the nozzel is clean & not clogged, I checked it to make sure. Dan instantly said, "you gotta be kidding me?! you are not getting a new shower nozzel!" The first thing that came to my mind was, wow your reaction is not normal because he was truly annoyed. He then went on to say that I have broken every knob, handle, etc. in our entire house. I started laughing & denying that because there is no way that is possible...BUT when I crawled into bed last night it hit me...I HAVE broken every knob, handle, etc. in our house! I couldn't believe it. I started going through my list: (1) the handle on our downstairs bathroom drawer the day we moved in; (2) the flush knob on all 3 of our bathroom toilets; (3) our dryer start knob; (4) while waiting for the replacement start knob to arrive, I broke the attachment that holds the start knob on & had to replace the entire thing; (5) the lock on our downstairs sliding glass door (Dan doesn't know about this one but the cat is out of the bag now - maybe this will give him an idea of why the lock sticks & it never did before because I fixed it myself); (6) one of our kitchen cabinet knobs while putting dishes away; (7) the towel bar in my bathroom while hanging up my towel. I think that's it, actually I hope that's it. Now in my defense I think all of these knobs, handles, bars, etc. were just poorly made & they were bound to break sooner or later but they just happened to do it near me. I'm sure Dan will enjoy this post because I am constantly denying that I broke all of the above & I am finally owning up to it. What can I say, I'm my father's daughter & I inherited his strength & his klutziness. I Love you Dad! :o)